Aren't We Amphibians - Read The Room REVIEW

Heeeelooo my little gobby and gobes it is i youre favorte witch Grizelda. boy do i got a lonk story to tell YOU! after Grizela last revew i were KIDNAP!!! stupid ass hole Slime boy and his son Slime boy 2 fall thru my sealing and reck my house! i tell them stop stop get out but thsy dont listen and beat the hogsnort outta me! they drag me out of house and put me in slime car. theh put radio on and these album Read The Room was playing. they tel me we go to giant tower and they are goig to throw me of it!! I say why sLime boy and Slime boy 2 why and they say that Big Buford (he a ass hole to) is waitng on bottom of tower witb camera to take album cover picture. I say no no !! dont thro wme off tower for picture they say they dont care :|

I try to escape but 'Pasta / Broil' is play and i cant stop doig funky dance moves. we arrive and i say no!! no!!! Slimeboyy 2grab me and he begin climb up the tower. I beg and plead with him and ask how wikl i listen to Joshua Talbot's soothing vocal performance on 'Mother Nature' and Slime boy 2 say HE DONT CARE (yelled). 

We get to top of tower and i say pls no. I see Slime boy on bottom dancing next to Big Buford (fucking ass hol) becosue he happy im going to die. Slime boy 2 pick me up over him head like Hulk Hogin but he trip and fall off!!! Big Buford take picture of it happening but before he reelize, Slim boy 2 hit the ground and explode into sixten hampurgers. 

I climb down tower and escap, listenig to 'Read The Room'. i get home and Bungo Jo already fix my houes and i go sleepy until i wake up and right these revew

these album sooo good, thanm all for waiting for legeary Grizela review i make mor soon!

overall rating 5/5

frizelda

Oso Oso - Sore Thumb REVIEW

helloooo mine little goobin and gobets it is i awesom witch laddy grizela. i so sorry for no review recentie i been so bussy. firs i get mine degree in poton then i have alot of work 2 do and then glumper ask me to come to skeleton land for him birthday. i say ok glumper i come. i get in headles horse carrage and horsey take me skeleton lant. i say hi glumper hapuy birthday he say thak you so much grizelda i aprecate u coming i lose a lot of my friend after incedent. i say oh my ghoul what happen glumper he say he dont wanna explain. i say ok.

anyway these album call sore tumb by band osso. very paneful album becos sore finkers hurt. i dont like when my witch finkers hurt. when i do review sometie i tipe to fast and my finkers get sore. i wanted to liten these album but i ANRGY at osso. i try to read name of firt song and i say compoter explodter and my compoter blow up??? i have to go to bugs buy and get new compotor so heavy my back and finkers sore. these album so unfarr becos it want you to feel pane. it say sorr tumb i get sore finkers snd compotor explode. ok.

overall rating 5/5

grizelda

Roaring Paper Spring - See More Glass REVIEW

 

     hello my little gobin and gobet! it is i grizelda back after such loooong time! i wa so bussy! first i finaly finish potions class and get witch degree then i dicover poiton to make tall! i now big then ever! then i try review these album but i forget pasword!!! i have to call buppyservice to change. paword is now GrunkaToes192. aneway i review these album today it called roreng paper sping by band see moe glass. when i read name of ban i confuse because how see glas? in ghoul town glass are clear? i remember back in ghoul school we all find cucumber jack sit and hide in the bathroom. we surond him and pull him up by unterware. slime boy (mean) take cucumber jack and throw him into glass window he go flying out of school. i dont like slime boy but that so funny!

  aneway these album sound vary nice no yell no anoying sount. just nice musac to make grizelda ear happy :)

grizelda sent these album by pumpking head fella sant judis and i sawed there are kick carter for album on vynl. i dont know why vynl need be made with dollers here in ghoul town we make vynl by squish little singing boy between 2 big rock and he become music vynl. i dont know who carter is or why want kick. we usaly cucumber jack. if you wan kick carter for doller and get vynl for it then click the ghoul 

 

goul 

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

 

 

 

grizelda

At Your Own Risk - CLIFFDIVER REVIEW

 

    hello my little gobins and gubts it is i grizelda hear again review a nother album. these album call about you own risk by band clifdiver. when i see album cover i upset. every one know i cant swim so why you put pool on album? i alway sit there while friend at the ghoul pool i stuck playing stupid munkgoble. munkgoble is fun but i want swim. i dont know how to swim so this cover is mean :(. 

  band name clifdiver remind me of when a group of touris arrive in ghoul town. they have plan to go up gorp mountan so we go up there first. we hide and hide and then when it time we jump out of cave and scare them. they scream and fall off clif. we laugh and laugh but then realize they take fall damige. we run down gorp mountan to see if ok but they dead. oh well. at lest we get free roachpaste. first song title call elwod remind me of elwod the mumy. elwod is mumy who live down block from me. i see him he try say hi but he cover in toylet paper cant talk. he go mmmm mmmm mmm no body can understan him.  

overall rating: 5/5

how do i learn swim?

grizelda

Van Hesling Killed Kids - gammaGIRL REVIEW

   

   hello once again my delisios little gobins and gobets it is i quen grizelda review a nother album. these album call van hesing killed kid by band game girl. i confuse becose what is van hesing? ony person i know who kill kid is glitter arty. glitter arty was creppy old guy in ghoul town. he use to make him own roachpaste in backyard and say hey kids look at this i have roachpaste come spend some time with glitter arty. we all run to backyard to eat but then he start screaming smite chant to try and kill all us. we all run away scared and go home. one day we have enough of this and beat glitter arty to death with log. this why i scared of scream and yell in song.

this song have yell on it but it not to loud. supisngly witch ears dont hurt when singer yell. in song singer talk about hold deer. i confuse becose why hold deer? in ghoul town deer is food for big feest. we have deer tartare on halowen. halowen is hoiday when r l stien comde to ghoul town and leave gift under the bed. last year i get new sock with note that my feet stinky. :(

overall rating: 5/5

my feet not stink why ever yone say that

grizelda

...The Way This All Turned Out - Dark Middle Chapter

 

    hello my sweet little goblins and goblets it is i grizelda back again review a nother album. these album called ...the way these all turn out by band call dark midle chaper. these albums very short. when i see cover i confuse becose how sky purpol? in ghoul town sky not that color at all. some time it blue some time it green. when i press play fella start yelling. my witch ear hurt so bad from this yell. ouch ouch ouch! after yell fella start talk about fall out of sky to dead. fella say while falling you know you die so it scary. personly i think this untrue becose i have see many bat boys fall out of sky and be fine. one time i see berny the bat boy grab goblin and fly into sky with goblin. goblin scream no please help i dont want die. berny laugh and start divebomb into ground. goblin cry and cry but when they land they are fine. he realise and they start laugh together. now i see them have fun divebomb all the time.

i wish berny take me divebomb but he tell me he think im ugly and an idot really hurt my feeling :( . make me so sad becose i respec berny and think what he do for the comunity really cool but he think i stuped so i sad.

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

i want go divebomb

grizelda

You Can Only Mourn Surprises - Topiary Creatures REVIEW

 

  hello gops and grups it is i iconic witch grizelda here review a nother album. these album is call you can only morn supises by band call topary creatues. when i see cover i am instanty remind of when my friend cheblok grandpa die. he fall down fligh of stair so we drag him body into wood by slug lake and start diging. we make big hole and dump him in. while we buring him and put dirt in hole he wake up and start yelling wait wait where im am i alive not dead stop! we realise he alive but we already dig hole and he gonna die soon anyway becose he old so we keep bury him. once he cover we sing the funeral chant and ligtning strike where we bury. we all celbrate and do funeral party.

when funeral party end cheblok thanks me for helping and we do high five and go home. when i get home i realise i gave grandpa gerf a pretty necklice. i go back to grave and start dig. when i find him body he already bones. i take necklice and put on and go home. when i home i watch rerun of ghoulslap and have great night. :)

overall rating: 5/5

was great night!

grizelda