Aren't We Amphibians - Read The Room REVIEW

Heeeelooo my little gobby and gobes it is i youre favorte witch Grizelda. boy do i got a lonk story to tell YOU! after Grizela last revew i were KIDNAP!!! stupid ass hole Slime boy and his son Slime boy 2 fall thru my sealing and reck my house! i tell them stop stop get out but thsy dont listen and beat the hogsnort outta me! they drag me out of house and put me in slime car. theh put radio on and these album Read The Room was playing. they tel me we go to giant tower and they are goig to throw me of it!! I say why sLime boy and Slime boy 2 why and they say that Big Buford (he a ass hole to) is waitng on bottom of tower witb camera to take album cover picture. I say no no !! dont thro wme off tower for picture they say they dont care :|

I try to escape but 'Pasta / Broil' is play and i cant stop doig funky dance moves. we arrive and i say no!! no!!! Slimeboyy 2grab me and he begin climb up the tower. I beg and plead with him and ask how wikl i listen to Joshua Talbot's soothing vocal performance on 'Mother Nature' and Slime boy 2 say HE DONT CARE (yelled). 

We get to top of tower and i say pls no. I see Slime boy on bottom dancing next to Big Buford (fucking ass hol) becosue he happy im going to die. Slime boy 2 pick me up over him head like Hulk Hogin but he trip and fall off!!! Big Buford take picture of it happening but before he reelize, Slim boy 2 hit the ground and explode into sixten hampurgers. 

I climb down tower and escap, listenig to 'Read The Room'. i get home and Bungo Jo already fix my houes and i go sleepy until i wake up and right these revew

these album sooo good, thanm all for waiting for legeary Grizela review i make mor soon!

overall rating 5/5

frizelda

Oso Oso - Sore Thumb REVIEW

helloooo mine little goobin and gobets it is i awesom witch laddy grizela. i so sorry for no review recentie i been so bussy. firs i get mine degree in poton then i have alot of work 2 do and then glumper ask me to come to skeleton land for him birthday. i say ok glumper i come. i get in headles horse carrage and horsey take me skeleton lant. i say hi glumper hapuy birthday he say thak you so much grizelda i aprecate u coming i lose a lot of my friend after incedent. i say oh my ghoul what happen glumper he say he dont wanna explain. i say ok.

anyway these album call sore tumb by band osso. very paneful album becos sore finkers hurt. i dont like when my witch finkers hurt. when i do review sometie i tipe to fast and my finkers get sore. i wanted to liten these album but i ANRGY at osso. i try to read name of firt song and i say compoter explodter and my compoter blow up??? i have to go to bugs buy and get new compotor so heavy my back and finkers sore. these album so unfarr becos it want you to feel pane. it say sorr tumb i get sore finkers snd compotor explode. ok.

overall rating 5/5

grizelda

Roaring Paper Spring - See More Glass REVIEW

 

     hello my little gobin and gobet! it is i grizelda back after such loooong time! i wa so bussy! first i finaly finish potions class and get witch degree then i dicover poiton to make tall! i now big then ever! then i try review these album but i forget pasword!!! i have to call buppyservice to change. paword is now GrunkaToes192. aneway i review these album today it called roreng paper sping by band see moe glass. when i read name of ban i confuse because how see glas? in ghoul town glass are clear? i remember back in ghoul school we all find cucumber jack sit and hide in the bathroom. we surond him and pull him up by unterware. slime boy (mean) take cucumber jack and throw him into glass window he go flying out of school. i dont like slime boy but that so funny!

  aneway these album sound vary nice no yell no anoying sount. just nice musac to make grizelda ear happy :)

grizelda sent these album by pumpking head fella sant judis and i sawed there are kick carter for album on vynl. i dont know why vynl need be made with dollers here in ghoul town we make vynl by squish little singing boy between 2 big rock and he become music vynl. i dont know who carter is or why want kick. we usaly cucumber jack. if you wan kick carter for doller and get vynl for it then click the ghoul 

 

goul 

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

 

 

 

grizelda

At Your Own Risk - CLIFFDIVER REVIEW

 

    hello my little gobins and gubts it is i grizelda hear again review a nother album. these album call about you own risk by band clifdiver. when i see album cover i upset. every one know i cant swim so why you put pool on album? i alway sit there while friend at the ghoul pool i stuck playing stupid munkgoble. munkgoble is fun but i want swim. i dont know how to swim so this cover is mean :(. 

  band name clifdiver remind me of when a group of touris arrive in ghoul town. they have plan to go up gorp mountan so we go up there first. we hide and hide and then when it time we jump out of cave and scare them. they scream and fall off clif. we laugh and laugh but then realize they take fall damige. we run down gorp mountan to see if ok but they dead. oh well. at lest we get free roachpaste. first song title call elwod remind me of elwod the mumy. elwod is mumy who live down block from me. i see him he try say hi but he cover in toylet paper cant talk. he go mmmm mmmm mmm no body can understan him.  

overall rating: 5/5

how do i learn swim?

grizelda

Van Hesling Killed Kids - gammaGIRL REVIEW

   

   hello once again my delisios little gobins and gobets it is i quen grizelda review a nother album. these album call van hesing killed kid by band game girl. i confuse becose what is van hesing? ony person i know who kill kid is glitter arty. glitter arty was creppy old guy in ghoul town. he use to make him own roachpaste in backyard and say hey kids look at this i have roachpaste come spend some time with glitter arty. we all run to backyard to eat but then he start screaming smite chant to try and kill all us. we all run away scared and go home. one day we have enough of this and beat glitter arty to death with log. this why i scared of scream and yell in song.

this song have yell on it but it not to loud. supisngly witch ears dont hurt when singer yell. in song singer talk about hold deer. i confuse becose why hold deer? in ghoul town deer is food for big feest. we have deer tartare on halowen. halowen is hoiday when r l stien comde to ghoul town and leave gift under the bed. last year i get new sock with note that my feet stinky. :(

overall rating: 5/5

my feet not stink why ever yone say that

grizelda

...The Way This All Turned Out - Dark Middle Chapter

 

    hello my sweet little goblins and goblets it is i grizelda back again review a nother album. these album called ...the way these all turn out by band call dark midle chaper. these albums very short. when i see cover i confuse becose how sky purpol? in ghoul town sky not that color at all. some time it blue some time it green. when i press play fella start yelling. my witch ear hurt so bad from this yell. ouch ouch ouch! after yell fella start talk about fall out of sky to dead. fella say while falling you know you die so it scary. personly i think this untrue becose i have see many bat boys fall out of sky and be fine. one time i see berny the bat boy grab goblin and fly into sky with goblin. goblin scream no please help i dont want die. berny laugh and start divebomb into ground. goblin cry and cry but when they land they are fine. he realise and they start laugh together. now i see them have fun divebomb all the time.

i wish berny take me divebomb but he tell me he think im ugly and an idot really hurt my feeling :( . make me so sad becose i respec berny and think what he do for the comunity really cool but he think i stuped so i sad.

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

i want go divebomb

grizelda

You Can Only Mourn Surprises - Topiary Creatures REVIEW

 

  hello gops and grups it is i iconic witch grizelda here review a nother album. these album is call you can only morn supises by band call topary creatues. when i see cover i am instanty remind of when my friend cheblok grandpa die. he fall down fligh of stair so we drag him body into wood by slug lake and start diging. we make big hole and dump him in. while we buring him and put dirt in hole he wake up and start yelling wait wait where im am i alive not dead stop! we realise he alive but we already dig hole and he gonna die soon anyway becose he old so we keep bury him. once he cover we sing the funeral chant and ligtning strike where we bury. we all celbrate and do funeral party.

when funeral party end cheblok thanks me for helping and we do high five and go home. when i get home i realise i gave grandpa gerf a pretty necklice. i go back to grave and start dig. when i find him body he already bones. i take necklice and put on and go home. when i home i watch rerun of ghoulslap and have great night. :)

overall rating: 5/5

was great night!

grizelda

Please Pardon My Crying... I'm Learning to Save My Life! - Hair Machine REVIEW

   hello little grubles and grupets it is i grizelda here review album call please padon crying... im save my life by band call hair mashine. i read band name i instentley confuse. do this fella know doctor fenk? in ghoul town docor fenk is geneous sientist who make hair mashine. he bald so he invet hair mashine make him hair come back. to be compety honest no body really like docor fenk becose he really arogant and when you go in for check up he always brag about him invetions like blah blah blah im fenk i make mashine make my hair come back. just shut up fenk no body like you this is why you dont have friends. every one else in ghoul town  dont need mashine to make hair it just grow from body so how abou you shu tup docor fenk. i go in for check up he dont check my blood presure he just keep talk. shu tup!!!!

   when i see these album cover i remided of swirly pool. at local comunity senter we have big swirly pool all my friend go in and have boogie woogie fun. i cant swim so i sit outside and play munkgoble. munkgoble is game where you take rock and throw it at grount as hard as possible and hope it break. if it break you have 30 second to lick the muck powder from the inside. so fun!

 overall rating: 5/5

my highest score in munkgoble is 35 :)

grizelda

Exsanguination - Wasted Space REVIEW

 

    hello my little gups and gops it is i wicked witch grizelda review a nother album. these album call exstanguianton by band waste space. my question is why band waste space? if waste space then why no use space to build house or something? strange band name but i digres. these albums very short

first song call i never barf in brenda urn. this piss me off becose remind me of stupid idot slime boy and when he puke gorsest cheese at ghoul party. so discusting i had to clean for hour! also i herd that slime boy work on album. wen i hear this i laugh becose slime boy have no talent and i garente him album will suck! when i press play i am shock to fin dout this fella yelling. my poor witch ears cant take this much longer. i need calm sound music to help sothe my ear. second song called gutterface this remind me of melvin the trash boy. he live in ghoul town. he alway eatin trash from dumpter i dont know why. we have such good food here in ghoul town and he want eat carboar boxs. ok.

overall rating: 5/5

i once see melvin the trash boy eat 6 metel cans in a row

grizelda

I Feel Like I Deserve to Feel Like This Forever and I Will - Exciting!!Excellent!! REVIEW

 

    hello geples and gopals it is i grizelda back again for a nother amazng album review. these album is calt i feel like desereve feel like this forever and will do by band call excitng!ecelent! in the email i get for these album fella say it would mean a lot if i write review suporting emo chiptune. this is slightely confuseng to me becose i beleve it is spelt chipmuk. in ghoul town there is boy called chemley the chipmuk boy and he is lab expairment gone wrong. they try to mix goblin with chipmuk but it make him weird goblin who realy love peanots. every time i see him he have moutful of penaut and he climing up the walls and stuff. very sad.

  when press play on these album it sound like vidio game. like this: eep beep bop bop boopy bop bop. very nice! remind me ghoul vidio game calt meltpot. you have to grab all ingridant for potion and bring to lair to make potion. if not do and run out of time scary ghostman come out of screen and start yelling. he say you dont focus enouh and he tired of you fucking up. then he take vidio game console into tv so you cant play no more.

i never got to play meltpot again becos momma grizelda spend a lot of ghoul dablons on ghoul console and cant aford new one :(

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

 also just so we clear i respec chemley i just feel bad for he becos every one think he weirt :/

grizelda

NEW TONE - Eichlers REVIEW

 

      hello ginks and gunks it is i legendry awsome witch grizelda back again with a nother ablum review. these album is very short and is called new tone by eclairs. i dont like how cover is yell at me in big leters. i dont understand what new tone even mean? what do tone mean and what wrong with old tone?

first song on these album is calt antem for new tone. this fella instently start yelling folow by clown sound. in ghoul town we alway have clown at 10 yer old birtday party. when i was 10 we have clown name binko. binko happy and say hi. we all chayse and atack binko. all kids at my party stomp binko while he cry. then i go in ghoul garoge and get the plank. we folow traditon and cover clown with plank. then we make circle aroun clown and hold hands. we yell the birthday chant and binko disintergrate into ground. then we remove plank and unerneath there is worm candy! yay!

second song talk about feet. this band really like mayo feet and mango feet. strange combonaton but ok. i dont judge. 

other then yelling i like these album

overall rating: 5/5

worm candy is dryied worm cover in roachpaste

grizelda

A Terrible Year - Saint Judas REVIEW

 

   hello little gobs and gubs it is i grizelda the awesom witch here review a nother album. these album calt a terible year by band sant judis. i confuse by what year mean? what year is terible? is it this year? i dont get it. in ghoul town year is 8095. i dont see anytink wrong with 8095 other then slime boy be mean to me. when i see pictore of band i confuse becos why fella head a pumkin?very straing

when i press play fella singing say she burry head into hand. that make no sense cause how head fit inside hand and be burred? while fella sing rude pepole come in song and interupt and go woh oh oh oh oh cut poor fella off when him try sing? 

second song call bioluminsesnt blood ritul. i dont know what biolunminet is but i rememer doing blood ritul in ghoul sience class. we find little man hiding under rock and we take him to ghoul lab. then we strap to table and do blood ritul. when stab little guy the sky rain free ghoul snack like roachpaste :)

overall rating: 5/5

grizelda

Abject Terror - Robot Princess REVIEW

 

  hello my little gobles and guntles it is i grizelda back again with a nother album review. these album call abjact teror by band robet princes. these album cover have ghos on it. remind me of friend buford the ghost i see him by trane station all time! 

 when press play on first song i am surpise to find out these album have pano on it. grizelda love pano! when was little grizelda i listen to pano music all time. i alway wanted to play pano but i never learn :(

  fella sing about full mon come out. this remind me of trebo the wolfman he my neighbor. sooo anoying when full mon come out. he go outsie and go awooooo awooooo awoooo all night. i like you trebo but you need stop going awoooo at mon every time it big and rount. 

overall rating: 5/5

great pano on these albums.

grizelda

Ska Punk International Email (Kmoy, Young Costello, Tape Girl/Peach Rings, & Megawave) REVIEW

   Hello little gobins and gobets it is i grizelda here today with special review. i get big email from ska punk intentoal with many albums! i excited so i review all of them here

   album nomber 1 is call the percure album by band kmoy. cover look like funny carton! when i was young grizelda i always use to watch funny carton call ed ed edy. very funny show ed get hit in head with hammer. when press play on album this fella talk about some body call princes percure. very odd becos who is princes? fella say princes has cool hat but where is cool hat? i have cool witch hat make all my friend jelous! fella say princes cure all him disese but what disese he have that princes can make go away? these album have very weird unstrument call trompit on it sounds like do do do do do do. remin me of my friend cheblok he keep saying he like trompit.

overall rating: 5/5

    album numper 2 is call party all the time by fella called yonng costelo. i very excite becos title remind me of my 2nd favorite song by edy murfy. for some reason this fella likes mario salzars feet. i dont know if yonng costelo is the merier but him also like feet. these album also have trompit on it sound like this do do do do. very good unstrument but i think lyrics are to simlar to edy murfy song. maybe fella should talk more about feet becose he seem to like them.

overall rating: 5/5

    album numper 3 is very short just one song. this album special becos 2 band play on it. band 1 call tape girl and band 2 call peach rings. tape girl sound uncomforble becose how can you move if made of tape? must be very stickey and cant walk a  lot. these album song is funky and i herd vidio game sound go beep beep beep boop boop in song too. very fun! im going show my friend cheblok these album

overall rating: 5/5

  last album on email is call rainbow heartach. i am confuse how this album made if person on covers head is broke? they head broke in 2 peces how can they make a album if head in half? also why lady bug inside they head? only place lady bug inside of me is stomech becose they a tasty treat! i press play on album and fella sing about how cant get out of bed. i am not surpise by this becose they head got absoletly obletrated and split in 2 peces.

overall rating: 5/5

   

i have very good time review all this albums. thank you ska punk intentoal for send gygantic email to me. i show my friend cheblok these albums he get excited do 8 back flip in a row very aewsom!

Deja Vu - Big Coaching Decisions REVIEW

 

   hello little grotels and grumpets it is i the super aewsom witch grizelda back again with a nother album review. these albums is very short but call deja vu by band big couch decison. my first question is whats the big decison? buy a new couch? get a nice comforble couch and then you no longer need to make big couch decison? easy!

  before i press play i look at album cover and i realise some thing. is gutar doing homework? why is gutar on cover write a paper? make no sense. when i wa in ghoul school an had to do homework i always copy my friend cheblok work he let me see him paper all the time so i get easy a plus. dose gutar have friend? if gutar has friend maybe gutar can copy friend homework and not have to do homework when its time to take album cover picture. gutar is obiously ditracted and didnt know album cover being taken because it so busy doing homework. 

  i press play and fella sing about come back from 30 streets? how you on 30 streets at same time? eiter you size of godzila or just lying. be hones about how many street you on dont say you on 30 at same time if you are not size of godzila.

overall rating: 5/5

grizelda

Cyclical - The Merrier REVIEW

 

  hello little guntles and gorbons it is i lovly godess of music review grizelda back again with a nother album review. these album call cyclist by the merier. when i first read song names i am very confuse by why all songs are about feet? why all songs have feet in title? why do the merier like feet so much? this fella make a whole album about feet but i cant even take my shoe off becos if i do every one grab them nose and say my feet smelly. this make me upset becose my feet not smelly? i wash feet in bucket of worm juise every night so why slime boy and him friends say my feet smelly? not fair to me becos it not true.

  i turn these album on and this fella never talk about feet once. this make absalotly no sense. why you name all title about feet then no sing about feet? what kind of feet the merier like? big one small one smelly one clean one dirty one? explain to me the merier what feet you like. 

  this also remind me of when i use to take my feet and stomp on apple and make apple juise. very tasty i recamend try stomp apple.

 

overall rating: 5/5

 

 

merier please tell me what feet u like

grizelda

Internet Breath - Hey, Ily REVIEW

 

    hello my little gobles and gwebles it is i the very awsome ghoulish witch grizelda back again with a nother review. these albums is internet breathe by hey ily. i am very confuse because i dont know internet can breathe? now i think abot it and make sense. when turn on ghoul computer it make noise like brrrbrrrbrrrrbumbumbumbbrrrbrbrrrbrrrbr so i gues that internet breatheing?

  i press play on these album and it sound like vidio game? like beep beep boop boop. when listen i start think about my favorite game ghoul game. it awesome. i use to play after school on tv. very fun game you run around as ghoul collect worms for gygantic ghoul party. very nice musics in this albums. 

wait. this fella yelling. oh no. why every one must yell on music album i dont like it. to loud for grizelda make ears hurt! i put finger in ears and go lalalala when yell. 

these album very good when sound like vidio game but when yell i dont like 

overall rating: 5/5

beep beep boop boop video game

grizelda

Tap Water - Towhead REVIEW

    hello little gubins and gerples it is i the devios destrucer grizelda here again to review a nother album. these album call tap water by band toehead. i am confuse by cover because is album made by bug? roach is big delicecy in ghoul town we go to fancy resterant in fancy clothe to eat roach. so how roach play album if tasty meal? confusing.

   when press play this roach fella start playing unstrument prety impresive if you think abou it. then roach start sing. woah! very cool for food to sing. i rememer one time we go fancy resterant for yummy dinner and slimeboy was there and he come over to table and start asking me come sit with him. i try to ignore but then he get on table and start stomping all the apetisers and ruin my night. i run out cry saying i hate u slime boy you ruin my life. 

overall rating: 5/5

grizelda

Ghosts in the Metro - Into The Red REVIEW

 

 

    hello little goples and gurbles it is i grizelda here today review a nother album. these album call ghost in a metro by band into the red. my first question is how go into red? does red is like swimming pool? confusing band name. for some reason these album very short it only one song but i review song now.

  when press play fella talking about how them born. okay you dont need to go in grafic detail how you born. that just obsene. when i was born momma grizelda was on broom flying to hopital but couldnt make it and push me out in sky. i fall out of sky but she dive down and catch me. very cool! 

  then fella say darkness is him friend. very confuing becose first fella say they go into red then they say darkness? red is very vibrent color so dont make sense. this fella talk about ghost in trane station which is weird becose i see ghost in trane station all the time. in ghoul town we have many ghost all over and i am friend with them. a few day ago i saw buford the ghost in trane station i say hi and go home.

overall rating: 5/5

grizelda

I (Never) Want To Be Left Alone - Routine Fuss REVIEW

 

  hello little gembles and gubels it is i witch icon grizelda back again review a nother album. this album call i never want to be left alone by band called rotue fuss. i am confuse by album name becos never is in parentses and it like okay do you want be left alone or not? make up your mind. also what are fuss? like noise? confuse.

  if i only have one word to describ these album then taht word is: it funky! i like these album becose it funky. it remind me of go to locil ghoul bar many year a go. there was song that play at bar and these album remind me of. at ghoul bar there was giant fiht next to my table. water came over give guy a drink but he spill it on guy new shirt. guy get up and start scream and scream about how him new shirt costed many ghoul dollar and water have to pay for it. water say no and guy grab water. lucky for water him friend come up fromp behin and smash guy over head with comicly large bottle. guy fall to floor and them both stomp him until he crying and apologise. such weird time.

overall rating: 5/5

grizelda